Tag Archives: Time Travel
Quantum Flux
“Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain.” So as I wind down this series of “Back To The Future” inspired “Artzee Fartzee” Post … Continue reading
88 Miles Per Hour
“Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to 88.” “Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” It seems like every Sci-Fi flick set in either the near, not too distant, or 100 years … Continue reading
All Taped Up And No Where To Go
“Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?” “The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some … Continue reading
Batteries Not Included
“Whoa, this is heavy.” “There’s that word again; ‘heavy’. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?” I’ve always said that if I won a large sum in the lottery, if … Continue reading
Reruns
“Yeah, well, I saw it on …rerun.” “What’s a rerun?” I absolutely miss all those 80’s sitcoms and TV shows. It’s one thing to pop in a DVD and watch them that way but that still doesn’t disguise the fact … Continue reading
Flux Capacitor
“No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise – the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you … Continue reading
Quantum Leap Accelerator
Two years ago I designed a “Quantum Leap” T-Shirt for my brother-in-law Cary for his Birthday. Why “Quantum Leap” you might be asking yourself? Well, when I was younger and Cary was merely dating my sister, it became our weekly … Continue reading