So…in this time of economic uncertainty, when unemployment is at an all time high and the future of one’s financial stability seems bleak, wouldn’t one like to find some way to earn a buck for simply putting on display one’s naturally born talents…no matter what they be?!
Such is the case in today’s “Artzee Fartzee” Post It Post.
I’ve been a hot sauce and spicy food fan going on a couple of decades now. The addiction started as a mere lad in elementary school and a half eaten jar of salsa. Having never had a taste of this delicious spicy vegetable mixture before that day, my taste buds were open to a world of taste sensations that I’d never thought possible. From spoonfuls of salsa to bottles of Tabasco to eventually eating jalapenos from the jar with a fork…my obsession grew…as did the Legend!
If I could only harness my ability to withstand all that is firey and edible and channel it into some sort of profitable business for myself…I’d be on the road to Economic Freedom. Soon I’d become filthy rich, pay off all my bills, buy the actual “Back To The Future” Time Machine DeLorean, and then hire “Duran Duran” and “Depeche Mode” to perform at every single one of my parties that I’d throw…of course I’d stash some away for a rainy day…a cloudy day…a sunny day…or merely just a breezy cool afternoon. Until that day, when my taste buds and cast iron stomach step up to the plate and start providing financially…I guess I’ll have slum it and attempt to work for a living!
“Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain.”
So as I wind down this series of “Back To The Future” inspired “Artzee Fartzee” Post It Posts, I thought that I’d give a nod to my other favorite Time Traveling partners in crime other than that of Marty and Doc…but rather the duo of Sam and Al. As I mentioned once before in a Previous Post, “Quantum Leap” was definitely amongst one of my favorite television shows I watched in my adolescence. And like with everything that I like, I tend to want more of it…but in it’s original form. It saddens me that Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd will never be saddling up in their trusty DeLorean and crack the Space Time Continuum to peer at Hill Valley at various moments along the time line…but will Dr. Beckett…that possibility could still exist. There have been past attempts or talks at bringing “Quantum Leap” back as either a series of movies or even a spin-off series following the adventures of Sam’s daughter Sammy Jo Leaping through time tring to find and rescue her dad. Alas it seems like both options have stalled in their progress, and as of yet, no new Leaps. Unlike “Back To The Future” that suffers from a few hurdles if it were to continue it’s stories with Marty and Doc (ie Michael J. Fox’s illness, the fact that the actors have aged beyond their ability to play their characters even in their older incarnations, and let alone that the characters came full circle and it felt complete), “Quantum Leap” doesn’t suffer from this issue. Both Scott Backula and Dean Stockwell could play their characters at their current age without affecting the storyline or any type of continuity issues and as fans we were treated to a cliffhanger of sorts with the series finale. Dr. Beckett is still out there do what Dr. Beckett does best…leaping. Please, oh please can the powers that be, please give us at least one more adventure with our faithful duo!
So as “Artzee Fartzee” Troy attempts to rectify his Faux Flux Capacitor debacle with his hopes of traveling through time via Quantum Leaping…I hope you’ve enjoyed this series. Please come back and visit for more “Artzee Fartzee” Post It Posts and if you feel compelled to do so…tell a friend about my artwork and these Posts…ah hell…tell two, I don’t mind. Hope to see you back…to the Future…um Present…I mean, right back here at my site, next time that is!
“Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to 88.”
“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”
It seems like every Sci-Fi flick set in either the near, not too distant, or 100 years plus future all have one thing in common…flying cars. Ever since the silent 1927 Fritz Lang directed Science Fiction classic “Metropolis,” airborne vechiles have been a staple of the genre. We’ve been promised these glorious gems, and we’ve been waiting with baited breath, but alas…no one is zipping along the sky ways and byways, soaring amongst the clouds and dodging birds and telephone wires. But wait a minute, aren’t we living in the future right now, aren’t we at the moment part of the new millennium. We’re living past the year 2000…sounds like the future to me. As a result…I want my flying cars! Hell, the future events that take place “Back To The Future 2″ are set in the year 2015…that’s only 6 years away…6 years!!! I doubt if anyone will be getting hover conversions any time soon, let alone by 2015. Come on Hollywood, either stop getting our hopes up by teasing us with flying cars or put pressure on the automotive industry to deliver on the long promised cinematic staple.
“Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?”
“The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?”
For as classic of a movie as “Back To The Future” is and as iconic as the Time Machine DeLorean has become…you know that one day they are going to remake the first movie and everything’s going to change. They remake everything these days, and “Back To The Future” is not safe from such perils as well. My hope is that never happens, ’cause the next thing you know the Time Machine will be made from a Toyota Corolla or some green Hybrid car or something like that. A Corolla does not a Time Machine make…the DeLorean has been, is, and will always be the make and model of the time traveling vechile of the future. ‘Nuff Said!
“Whoa, this is heavy.” “There’s that word again; ‘heavy’. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth’s gravitational pull?”
I’ve always said that if I won a large sum in the lottery, if by some chance all my numbers came up in the Powerball…my one main luxury that I’d splurge on would be finally obtaining my dream car. Second to that would be a life-sized Han Solo in Carbonite, but that’s another story. If I could get my hands on an actual prop vechile from the movie that would be the best but if not, then at least a faithful replica would suffice. The only other added thing would be that I would have to have a Hoverboard replica as well laying in the seat next to me at all times. However, since I have not been fortunate enough to gamble my way to extreme riches or have yet to make them on my own…my dream is completely out of my reach…at the moment. I’ll have to be satisfied by merely being within a foot of it. Look…but do not touch!
I’ve been to Universal Studios several times, both in California and Florida, and whenever there I made sure to visit my holy ground…the site of the “Back To The Future” DeLorean. The photos below were taken during one such occasion back in Summer of 1990.
Boy you can not fathom the restraint it took not to break that barrier, crack open a gulf wing, and zip off into the future for a little joyride. I am so proud of my will power that I demonstrated there that day and on any other day I’ve been there.
Well…I guess this is the closest I’ll ever get, but at least I got this close…right!
“Yeah, well, I saw it on …rerun.” “What’s a rerun?”
I absolutely miss all those 80′s sitcoms and TV shows. It’s one thing to pop in a DVD and watch them that way but that still doesn’t disguise the fact that they’re reruns. Why oh why couldn’t they discover hidden away in the corner of some dark and dank basement boxes upon boxes of lost episodes from my favorite 80′s TV show. How great would that be…brand spanking new shows of shows that are no more…brilliant! How come they don’t find “Lost Episodes” like they use too. There was a time when they were making these discoveries it seemed like on a daily basis. Were people in the 80′s just more responsible that they didn’t lose episodes of the shows they had worked so hard to produce…is that it? But oh how a boy can dream that one day again he’d hear, “Stay tuned for a very special episode of ‘Diff’rent Strokes’.” Oh well, that day may never come but at least there are DVD season sets. If I want to travel back in time to the 1980′s, all I have to do is press play on the DVD player and zip on back to experience the nostolgia…1.21 gigawatts not required.
“Then tell me, ‘Future Boy,’ who’s President in the United States in 1985?”
I know that some fans are more faithful to the original, but I’ve been a fan of every incarnation of “Back To The Future.” Whether it be all 3 movies, the animated TV series, the comic books, the Universal Studios Ride, or merely the Direct TV commercial with Doc Brown…I’m a fan! However, not everything “Back To The Future” related is a gem. If you’re a super fan and simply miss seeing Christopher Lloyd decked out in his Doc Brown garb and you’re tired of just watching the movies, as if that would ever happen, then the following just might be for you. Back in 2007, Christopher Lloyd shot a short film for Mircosofts’ Key Note Address as Doc Brown and spoofed the movies. Even though it was nice to see Emmett once again, it was pretty sad and only made me miss the movies more. Thankfully I could pop in my DVD’s and erase the bitter taste of the Microsoft film from my memory. If you’re brave enough and have several minutes of your life to waste, then click on the link below to view the short film.
2007 Microsoft Key Note Address Short Film
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
“No, wait! Doc. Doc. The-the-the bruise – the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the Flux Capacitor…which… is what makes time travel possible. “
As I most likely mentioned here countless times and as every single one of my friends and family will confirm…I’m a hugh fan of a little 80′s flick titled “Back To The Future.” When I was a kid, I wanted to be Marty McFly…at certain times…I still do. I wanna zip around in my DeLorean time machine, evade Biff’s descendants on Mattel Hoverboards, and play “Johnny B. Goode” at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. I’ve always be pretty hard pressed to pick a favorite movie. When people ask, I tend to rattle off a list as long as my arm and then add an Et cetera at the end to show that the list continues on for infinity. However, when push comes to shove, the Adventures of Marty and his faithful companion Dr. Emmett Brown…would definitely be at the top of that list.
With that said…
I want a DeLorean Time Machine…it is my dream car…not just a DeLorean but the actual one from the end of the first movie with the Flux Capacitor, Time Circuits, and of course absolutely…a Mr. Fusion…’cause who wants to get trapped in the past with out the ability to travel back home to your own time. Getting one’s hands on 1.21 Gigawatts is pretty damn difficult…watch the movie…you’ll see. So, if I can’t somehow own the original prop vechile, or reconstruct a replica like so many out there do, then at least I could own the device that makes time travel possible…the Flux Capacitor. I spotted on the Internet that Diamond Select Toys has produced an extremely detailed prop replica of the Flux Capacitor for you to power your own Time Machine. I guess Time Travel is finally possible for everyone who can afford it. So today’s Post It Post drawings were inspired by exactly that, my desire that one day my sweet Fluxie…you will be mine!